A joke I thought the ladies might like!

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and said, "I'd like
to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.


Relieved, the man asked about the types!

The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.

The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...


The Catholic type supports the masses.


The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,



The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,


The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


They forgot the German bra.

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