Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Prank and my parents!

Okay so as I promised I am here to bear the prank call!

I answered the phone as usual with our little speech that we MUST give!

"Hello Theresa, this is (I can't remember what he said his name was) from home office in the loss prevention office! We have been monitoring your inventory and we have discovered that you are missing about $900 in bracelets!"

"Are you serious?"

"Yes ma'am we are!"

"Okay well are they gold are silver?"


"Well that's weird because my regional has been telling me that my counts are fine! Are you sure?"

"Yes ma'am we are sure!"

"well can you tell me how many?"

"it's looks like it's about 20 pieces!"

"well how many am I supposed to have all together because I just did the count this morning and I got 190!"

"You are to have 215-220!"

"Well we did have this problem with our sterling silver bracelets ..... (I continued to explain this problem as Mark gets on the phone)

"Theresa? Theresa?"

"Mark! That's not FUCK*** funny! I was really scared that it was true!"

"Are you mad?"

"No but damn it you scared me!"

We continued to go back and forth at each other for about another 5 mins. and then I told him I had to go!

I told him that he would get a prank too .... I wasn't going to tell him when, or what it was about ... I did tell him it may not even be over the phone!

He told Lisa & I that we are not creative enough ... but just wait until it happens he'll see!

I wanted to tell you about my parents but I must leave for work now ... I'll try to write it tonight when i get home from work!


therealslimemmy said...

lol you need to get him back

bhbner2him said...

Such a prank may have been fine on April the 1st.  But seems childish and mean any other day.  -  Barbara

eml625 said...

OMG you need to get him back big time.