Wednesday, May 17, 2006

What is yours?

I got this from Nae ... she always has good stuff .... and I thought it was way too funny!

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kicked
Febuary--I loved
March--I did the macarena
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because I can't control myself


Put the phrases together, and put it in my comments.

Mine is "I ran over my dog because that's how I roll!"

11 comments:

trickeytricky said...

I sang to a banana because I am sexy and I do what I want.

HaHaHaHaHa!! How funny! Because I really would sing to a banana. :-D I like yours better though.

Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

dying4happiness said...

Too freaking funny!

z7snowflake said...

I yelled at a baseball bat because I hate myself. LOL...thats funny, lol.

bmorrrick said...

Okay, this is embarrassing!!  Mine comes out, "I kicked a squirrel because I was high".....I'm laughing out loud here, thank goodness I am alone in the house!  This was too funny.

Take Care,
~Bilinda~

mastersblynn said...

Okay here it is...
I loved a pickle because the voices told me to and because I'm sexy and do what I want.  Going to get a pickle now...who knows? Barbara

bhbner2him said...

Oh, that's nothing!  "I danced with a monster because I hate myself."  Awful, isn't it?  -  Barbara

misscarberry said...

Mine was ' i murdered a pickle because I hate myself', LMAO!
Love Sam xXx

therealslimemmy said...

HAHAHA! thats cute
mine is:
I YELLED AT MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I'M SEXY AND DO WHAT I WANT
lol!

crewsfour said...

I did the macarena with a squirrel because I was high.

That's too funny.  Leene

libragem007 said...

lol..that was funny...mine is:
I smoked my cell phone because I'm NOT homo! LOL!!!
Gem :-D

mikan1992 said...

That's freaky funny.
Mine is:I kicked myself because that's how I roll